February 2012
18 posts
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A new global treaty could allow corporations to police what we do on the Internet. Last week we successfully pushed back the US censorship bills — if we act now, we can get the EU Parliament to bury this new threat — add your voice now!
A new global treaty could allow corporations to police what we do on the Internet. Last week we successfully pushed back the US censorship bills — if we act now, we can get the EU Parliament to bury this new threat — add your voice now!
- The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn’t mind shooting people. I shouldn’t like that. Kinda do, a bit.
- River Song: Thank you, sweetie.
- The Doctor: I know you’re team players and everything, but she’ll definitely kill the first three of you.
- River: Oh, the first seven, easy.
- The Doctor: Seven, really?
- River: Oh, eight for you, honey.
- The Doctor: Oh, stop it.
- River: [flirtatiously] Make me.
- The Doctor: Yeah, well maybe I will!
- Dalek: You will be exterminated!
- River: Not yet, your systems are still restoring. Which means your shield density is compromised. *takes gun from holster and adjusts settings without any real hurry* One Alpha Mezon burst through your eyestalk would kill you stone dead.
- Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor’s.
- River: I’m River Song. *aims gun* Check your records again.
- Dalek: Mercy!
- River: Say it again.
- Dalek: Mercy!
- River: One more time.
- Dalek: Mercy!
- River: *shoots without hesitation*
